Pic Post: Spelling Mistakes, Sweet Revenge and Silliness

When parking remember- Mirror, signal, maneuver, oh and don't be a dick! Spelling mistake 1- I don't think the dark lord is gonna be happy with this Seriously, drivers, don't be dicks. Spelling mistake 2- Morons. Genius advertising Quality pun work Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.

Pic Post: Puns, Signs and Cool Robes

Pun in the Sun The Sun newspaper is awful. But they do pun with the best of them. Whacky races The deep thinking of the deep drinking Well done that, man Potential psychopath alert! Maths pun Easy, but still fun. Geek chic! I really want the Chewie one. Regular readers will realize that the "Hot …

Pic Post: Roger Federer, Royals and Randomness

Easier than burying your booty I guess ATM with "Pirate" as a language option- Solid pun work Wimbledon starts tomorrow so here's a picture of Roger Federer with a quality pun added. Japan seems like a weird place Japan always seems like a weird place, this is the country that has created karaoke and Pokemon …

Joke time!

A guy goes on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? and does great, he storms through every round with his "phone a friend lifeline" still in play when he gets to the million pound question. "Which of these birds doesn't make it's own nest?" Chris Tarrant asks. "A- Gosshawk, B- Flamingo, C- Nightjar or D- …

Pic Post: Star Wars Special

Because of today's date, today's blog is Star Wars themed. Stormtrooper Stress 1 Yoda's schooldays Stormtrooper Stress 2 Pie Chart Hot Picture of the Week I know you were expecting slavegirl Leia, but I saw this picture of Carrie Fisher years ago and thought she looked foxy as hell. Leia may be one of my …

Pic Posts: Facts, Puns and Names

Geek joke time! Best swimming pool sign ever NOOOOOOOOO! He was bringing you cookies, dammit! Animal Magic Never let it be said that this blog isn't educational. Awkward Ouch. Hot picture of the week I always feel a little bad for Kelly Rowland, she's had a few tracks that I've really liked ("Dilemma" and "Commander") …

Toothless: Least favourite ad of the moment

Ah, January. The time of year when in Britain where we all try and recover from gorging on mince pies, spend wildly in the sales and, of course, complain. According to "scientists" January includes Blue Monday, the saddest day of the year. Of course, this is entirely arbitrary and not taken seriously by anybody apart …

Pic Post: Puns, Pizza and Public Transport Awesomeness

Words of Wisdom 1- Stephen Fry Mr Fry, being his usual awesome self. Best Bus Driver Ever In my experience bus drivers are usually a grumpy, rude bunch, but this guy sounds pretty cool. Words of Wisdom 2- Sponge This is why I want to travel more, and try to be more outgoing and sociable. …

Yet another of my favourite jokes.

Time kind of got away from me today and I have to dash off to work in a few minutes, so here's a joke rather than a proper post. Apologies. What do you call a mushroom that goes out to bars, buys everyone drinks and parties all night? A fungi to be around. Any thoughts? …

My Favourite Films #7: Airplane!

"Surely there must be something you can do." "I'm doing everything I can....and stop calling me Shirley" That simple, daft gag is one of the most famous moments from Airplane! and is possibly one of the most well known comedy lines in cinema history. Its also an example of what makes this film so brilliant, …