Pic Post: Break Ups, Boozy Texts and Bathroom Etiquette

Drunk Text 1- Maybe keep the names saved

extext

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 1- Harsh, but funny, note

breakup note

I love his first reason.

Bathroom Etiquette

Never got the bathroom snooping thing, this seems like a decent response.

bath sign

Drunk Text 2- Pokemon

drunk pokemon

Brilliant Couple

brilliant

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 2- The Writings on the Wall

graffiti

 

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.

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Pic Post: Roger Federer, Royals and Randomness

Easier than burying your booty I guess

ATM with “Pirate” as a language option-

piratm

Solid pun work

Wimbledon starts tomorrow so here’s a picture of Roger Federer with a quality pun added.

federerpun

Japan seems like a weird place

Japan always seems like a weird place, this is the country that has created karaoke and Pokemon for crying out loud, and those are their more normal and accessible creations. They also have form for weird inventions, including the latest beauty tool, a face slimmer, which is placed in the mouth and frankly just looks ridiculous and/or filthy.

faceslimmer

My favourite Royal photo so far

Earlier in the week wonderful pictures from Ascot emerged showing HRH Queen Elizabeth II looking thoroughly delighted when her horse came in. Whatever your political stance it’s hard not to feel happy seeing an 80-something posh lady looking ridiculously happy.

queen wins

Anyway, that was second to this rather goofy photo of Princess Eugenie photobombing her gran. (Eugenie now moves to 5th in my favourite royals list). It’s just so silly and normal, nice to see a Royal having a laugh and messing about, Big Liz doesn’t look happy though.

Royal Ascot - Day 1

Another good pun

drinking

Hot picture of the week

This week is a few years old, but here’s Jessica Alba from Sin City.

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Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Signs, Sexting and Some Other Stuff

Sign 1- Marriage Equality protesters continue to have the best signs

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The Man Without Fear

Love Mythbusters.

mythfear

Sign 2- Capitalism at it’s finest

hugs

Funny Sexter

sextingfun

Sign 3- Hard sell

questionaire

Simple gag, but funny

tortoise race

Hot Picture of the Week

The gorgeous Kat Dennings.

katdennings

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Good Advice, Bad Answers and Unfortunate Alignment

Good Advice 1- WWBD?

bebat

Bad Answer 1- Wipeout

radical

Unfortunate Alignment 1- Tempting offer

unfortunate placing

Bad Answer 2- Kinda right, but yet wrong.

smart

Unfortunate Alignment 2- Tax dodging sucks

positioning

Good Advice 2- It’s a trap!

growup

Hot Picture of the Week

Anna Kendrick, who I’m a massive fan of (let’s gloss over the whole Twilight thing, okay?)

ana kendrick

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Gingers, Graffiti and a Great Waste of Time

Awesome Graffiti 1

graffitti

Pointless, but super cool.

This must have taken him ages, but whoever he is, it was worth it to look this awesome.

balloonsuit

Love for gingers

ginger

Awesome Graffiti 2

It had to be done.

grafitti 2

In terrible taste, but so damn funny!

I especially like that he waited 2 hours before offering an explanation.

zombieuncle

Hot Picture of the Week

This week’s hot girl is Mila Kunis, recently voted FHM’s sexiest woman of the year. She seems pretty cool and is really funny in most of the things I’ve seen her in, and of course, sensationally hot.

milakunis

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Comebacks, Cool Kids and Common Sense

A victory for common sense in Canada

commonsense

This kid is awesome

awesomekid

I’m going to hell for laughing at this, right?

angel

Warm welcome?

mat

Let her without sin cast the first stone

Yeah, probably shoulda kept quite, lady.

fbburn

Anti-meat campaign gets shot down

bacon

 

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Star Wars Special

Because of today’s date, today’s blog is Star Wars themed.

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Stormtrooper Stress 1

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Yoda’s schooldays

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Stormtrooper Stress 2

sw stormtrooper stress 02

Pie Chart

sw yodagraph

Hot Picture of the Week

I know you were expecting slavegirl Leia, but I saw this picture of Carrie Fisher years ago and thought she looked foxy as hell. Leia may be one of my favourite female sci-fi characters ever.

swfisher

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Menus, Memos and Morticia

Memo #1- Firstly, don’t be racist. Secondly, if you are going to be racist, keep your voice down.

racistneighbour

Menus

recipes

Memo #2- Don’t mess with another man’s laundry

laundry

This is one of my favourite captions ever

smurf

Cooking Tip

onions

Hot Picture of the Week

This week it’s a bit retro with a picture of Angelica Huston. I’ve had a crush on her for a while because she has this kinda classy, smart vibe about her and also I found Morticia Addams quite foxy too. And she looks stunning here.

angelicahuston

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Blurbs, Beggars and Boas

Even the back cover of Tina Fey’s book is awesome

tinafeybookback

Jesus 1- I am the way

jesuscola

Best contingency plan ever

thoremergency

Jesus 2- Jesus vs Google

jesusvsgoogle

Best begging sign ever?

I’d literally go to the cash point to have something to give this guy.

hobofb

Hot Picture of the Week

Rachel Weisz looking stunning.

rachelweiszsnake

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.


Pic Post: Cars, Common Sense and Cosplay

Oops

snowmistake

Simple comeback, but it works

aryan

This is what I think a lot

growingup

Solid pun work

vangoghmobile

Good sign

handssigns

Hot Picture of the Week

Cosplay from The Fifth Element.

fifthelementcosplay

Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.