I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an Oriental chocolate bar. Might be a Chinese Wispa. by Rob Auton Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.
Can't think of anything to post so here's a quick thing based on something I saw on Tumblr a while back: What alcoholic drinks do gay guys love? Penis Coladas/Cocktails. Link to original post here. BETEO.
A guy goes on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? and does great, he storms through every round with his "phone a friend lifeline" still in play when he gets to the million pound question. "Which of these birds doesn't make it's own nest?" Chris Tarrant asks. "A- Gosshawk, B- Flamingo, C- Nightjar or D- … Continue reading Joke time!
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler. Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.
Okay, so massive blogger's block today, but then I saw an ad for The Voice featuring Welsh legend Tom Jones, and it reminded me of an old joke.A man goes to see his doctor, and when asked what the problem he says "Well, doc, I just can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home""Ah, … Continue reading Tom Jones Joke
A man walks into a bar and orders 8 double vodkas and necks them, one after the other. "Crikey!" Says the barman "Rough day?" "I just found out my father's gay." A week or so later the same man comes in and does the same. "Another rough day?" "Yeah, my son just told me he's … Continue reading A quick joke
Time kind of got away from me today and I have to dash off to work in a few minutes, so here's a joke rather than a proper post. Apologies. What do you call a mushroom that goes out to bars, buys everyone drinks and parties all night? A fungi to be around. Any thoughts? … Continue reading Yet another of my favourite jokes.
So I saw this a while ago and it really made me laugh, who knew Radcliffe was so funny: Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO
Got these topics from Plinky, so here we go. What song can you listen to over and over again? "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC, its a superb song and it doesn't matter how many times I hear it I can't resist doing a bit of a Jagger-esque strut and singing along. Built on a driving, … Continue reading Unloading the Brain Box: Villains and Muppets
Bit of a rushed post today as I head to work. At the weekend I was reminded of one of my favourite jokes to tell, sadly its not so good in text form but I assure you its fun to tell out loud. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrr! Daft and childish, yes, … Continue reading Another of my favourite jokes