I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an Oriental chocolate bar. Might be a Chinese Wispa. by Rob Auton Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.
Can't think of anything to post so here's a quick thing based on something I saw on Tumblr a while back: What alcoholic drinks do gay guys love? Penis Coladas/Cocktails. Link to original post here. BETEO.
A guy goes on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? and does great, he storms through every round with his "phone a friend lifeline" still in play when he gets to the million pound question. "Which of these birds doesn't make it's own nest?" Chris Tarrant asks. "A- Gosshawk, B- Flamingo, C- Nightjar or D- … Continue reading Joke time!
Okay, so massive blogger's block today, but then I saw an ad for The Voice featuring Welsh legend Tom Jones, and it reminded me of an old joke.A man goes to see his doctor, and when asked what the problem he says "Well, doc, I just can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home""Ah, … Continue reading Tom Jones Joke
A man walks into a bar and orders 8 double vodkas and necks them, one after the other. "Crikey!" Says the barman "Rough day?" "I just found out my father's gay." A week or so later the same man comes in and does the same. "Another rough day?" "Yeah, my son just told me he's … Continue reading A quick joke
Time kind of got away from me today and I have to dash off to work in a few minutes, so here's a joke rather than a proper post. Apologies. What do you call a mushroom that goes out to bars, buys everyone drinks and parties all night? A fungi to be around. Any thoughts? … Continue reading Yet another of my favourite jokes.
In a rush so just a quick, short post today. Here's one of my favourite jokes from Steven Wright: I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO
Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when Count Dracula leaps onto the bonnet. "Quick, Sister Agnes, show him your cross!" Shouts the nun driving the car. Agnes winds down the window and leans out. "Oi, Dracula, piss off!" Little lame I know but had blogger's block but didn't want to break my run of consecutive … Continue reading My favourite joke