Stop Sticking Giant Bows on Babies

The bow is too big. If you changed the scale no adult would wear a bow that big. Not by choice. Look at this poor model, look how unhappy she looks because of that stupid bow that some designer thought was a good idea. She knows it looks ridiculous. But despite this I see them … Continue reading Stop Sticking Giant Bows on Babies

The Old Man and the Horsea 

I was walking along when it appeared. Bursting out of nowhere, there it was before me. I was going to catch it, after all that is my real test. A Horsea. One throw and it was mine. I resisted the urge to do a mini fist pump and walked on, the early evening still bright … Continue reading The Old Man and the Horsea 

No apologies

I love Elton John, but he's wrong, "sorry" isn't the hardest word. The hardest word is "Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu" which is the longest place name in the world (sorry, LlanfairPG). I say sorry a lot. Sometimes because I've cocked up, been wrong or bumped into someone, but sometimes for no reason. Well, other than being British and … Continue reading No apologies