This s**t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-SPosted: January 28, 2014
Getting your five a day of fruit and vegetables is pretty important, but sometimes with a hectic life or poor planning can leave you falling short.
Once you’ve heard the five-a-day recommendation you do keep it in mind, and sometimes when I’m on four or three I’ll go out of my way to drink juice or something. If I’ve got them in the cupboard or got cash on me, sometimes you just have to admit defeat.
But it seems as though one American citizen of Connecticut may have been overly committed to hitting his target.
At least that’s the only explanation for a rather bizarre crime story I came across today.
It breaks down like this, a burglar alarm at a petrol station, the cops arrive to find it all banged up and review the security cameras. What they find is a 4×4 smashing into the store before the driver hops out, eats a banana and leaves.
He doesn’t touch anything else in the store, just eats a banana and drives off. Getting his mug right on the camera during the process.
It seems like a pretty dumb crime to commit, and coupled with the lack of a mask suggests that not all this guy’s dogs are barking.
In the history of stupid criminals, this one is right up there, mainly due to the extremely trivial nature of the crime.
More info here.
Any thoughts? You know what to do. BETEO.