My favourite jokePosted: January 27, 2012
Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when Count Dracula leaps onto the bonnet.
“Quick, Sister Agnes, show him your cross!” Shouts the nun driving the car.
Agnes winds down the window and leans out.
“Oi, Dracula, piss off!”
Little lame I know but had blogger’s block but didn’t want to break my run of consecutive days, and needed a quick one to post before midnight.